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If you have lot time to waste then go click the linnks
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Testing your Skill >> A Game
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Have fun! The object of the game is to move the
red block around
without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.
It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.
They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. <
Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!
Click Air Force Test
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Sardar in airplane
going to Bombay,while its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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Sardar: My
mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill
status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: Miss,
Do you called my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
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Question: "Should
Women have Children after 35?"
Sardar : "No! 35 Children are more than Enough!!"
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1st Sardar is talking
on cell phone.
2nd Sardar : kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne.... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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SLAM
BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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One
tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man
born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small
Babies!!!
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American
says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se bi hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India
me thou.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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When
TITANIC was sinking, a English Man asks Sardar Ji , how far is LAND?
Sardarji : 2kms....
English Man jumps into the sea & asks: which way?
Sardarji : DOWNWARDS.
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Sardar1:
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Sardar2 : Ek truck driver meri
biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved
1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend
was going & I sent my wife with him.
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